i am Peter Stuyvesant, i have 2 friends, Benson and Hedges. I came from the city of Mallboro. In the Salem high country. I always carry a Mild Seven. i rode on the White Horse going to Kingsway in Kent. it was Lucky Strike. i fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke. her name was YSL. we get married by Perillys, the priest. we checked in at the house of Dunhill, and booked into room number 555. i laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf, i played with her 2 Matterhorns. when i poked in my Rothmans King Size. she cried in delight, 'you are Rough Rider!!!..' you are riding like a mad Camel. when i asked her if she is satisfied, she answered, ' i want more!!.. ' then suddenly she turned around and asked me if i want to enter her Gudang Garam. She said.... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!
so how do you like my story telling hah??
huahuahuahuahuahua...SAMPOERNA...
hahahaha.. ini hanya cerita rekaan semata-mata. takde kena mengena dengan yang hidup ataupun mati. aku jumpa dalam facebook. kalau tak percaya. korang carilah. mesti ada. tapi lupa pula pada SKL. hahahaha.. kelakar habis story ni.. aku tergelak-gelak baca. ada juga yang buat story macam ni. ni pun aku copy je. apa-apa pun, rokok membahayakan kesihatan. katakan TIDAK kepada rokok. sayangilah insan tersayang di sekeliling anda. rokok hanya meragut kebahagiaan...
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